In high school I would regularly be late to class for no real reason and if the teacher was upset I would quietly inform the teacher I had just had a bowel movement. I would be careful to always use the phrase “bowel movement”. For teachers this worked on, I would do it so often they just came to believe I had some sort of physical problem that they were accommodating for. Not once was I ever questioned about it. Why would I make that up? Just found out this is called the criterion of embarrassment, and it’s sometimes used to prove the existence of Jesus Christ.
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